Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children  (via whitenes-s)

(Source: infl4ted)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you


blackphoenix77:

This is coming from Thor himself, so all you fanboys can shut up now

(Source: buckysbarnes)

metamorphosisofmeg:

If the thing you’re most proud of today is getting out of bed and making yourself breakfast then the thing I’m most proud of today is you.

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image


asylum-art:

Jeff Zimmerman

Jeff Zimmerman was born Kentucky in 1968. He spent his childhood at the Anderson Ranch Arts Center in Snowmass, Colorado, with his artist parents. In 1988, while pursuing a degree in anthropology at the University of California, Santa Barbara, Zimmerman took his first glassblowing class. He received his BFA at the Appalachian Center for Craft in Tennessee. Summers were spent on staff at Pilchuck Glass School near Seattle, where Zimmerman was exposed to master Italian glassworkers Lino Tagliapietra and Pino Signoretto. Zimmerman’s training also includes working as a master glassblower at the International Center of Research on Glass and Visual Arts (CIRVA), in Marseille, France. more

Your soul has fallen to bits and pieces. Good. Rearrange them to suit yourself.
Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf (via aestheticintrovert)

(Source: wordsnquotes)

mind0fmercedes:

trillaryclinton:

blindedbythebootymeat:

imsoshive:

amemberoftheblackcommunity:

cosbyykidd:

imsoshive:

What’s the shallowest thing you wouldn’t date a person over?

if she childish…idk if thats shallow tho

doesn’t suck dick

i’d say if she’s too fuckin vain. i hate that shit.

If she can’t cook…

height and teeth

height.and.teeth.